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Believe it or not

 

The Bible is a window in this prison-world, through which we may look into eternity”. (TIMOTHY DWIGHT).

Let us look through this window (Bible) into eternity!

The Lord God commands in The Holy Bible

Prepare your bread with dung and eat it!

12”And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight”... 15”Then he said unto me, Lo, I have given thee cow's dung for man's dung, and thou shalt prepare thy bread therewith”. The Holy Bible, Ezekiel 4:12, 15 (King James Version).

Is it really the word of God?

Can a decent person read this story to his family

First think and then speak!

 

They may eat their own dung

And drink their piss!

12”But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you”? Isaiah 36:12 (King James Version).

Hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you”? (2-Kings James Version 18:27).

They may eat their own dung,

And drink their piss!

Can the professional preachers, hot gospeller and Bible - thumpers explain that what is the moral in this God’s commandment?

Is it really the word of God?

God will spread dung

upon the faces of the priests

 3Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. Malachi 2:3 (King James Version)

 

Will God spread dung upon priests face?

 All that glisters is not gold!

                            My sister, my spouse? 

9: Thou hast ravished my heart, my sister, my spouse; thou hast ravished my heart with one of thine eyes, with one chain of thy neck. 10How fair is thy love, my sister, my spouse! How much better is thy love than wine! And the smell of thine ointments than all spices! Song of Solomon 4:9-10 (King James Version). 1I am come into my garden, my sister, my spouse Song of Solomon 5:1 (King James Version).5: Thy two breasts are like two young roes that are twins, which feed among the lilies. Song of Solomon 4:5 

Can a sister be a spouse?

Can any sister bear such an insult?

We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts

 8: We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? 9If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. 10: I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favor. Song of Solomon 8:8-10 (King James Version).

We cooked my son and ate him

"So we cooked my son and ate him. The next day I said to her, 'Give up your son so we may eat him,' but she had hidden him.".(2 Kings 6:29 (King James Version)

A lie begets a lie!

700 wives and 300 concubines

Solomon had 700 wives and 300 concubines

3 He (Solomon) had 700 wives of royal birth and 300 concubines. And in fact, they did turn his heart away from the Lord. 1 Kings 11:3 (New Living Translation)

3 He had seven hundred wives who were from royal families and three hundred slave women who gave birth to his children. His wives caused him to turn away from God. 1 Kings 11:3 (New Century Version)

A lie has no leg to stand upon!

Concubines and eunuch

2 Samuel 5:13 (New International Version - UK)

13 After he left Hebron, David took more concubines and wives in Jerusalem, and more sons and daughters were born to him.

14 In the evening she would go there and in the morning return to another part of the harem to the care of Shaashgaz, the king's eunuch who was in charge of the concubines. She would not return to the king unless he was pleased with her and summoned her by name.

14 In the evening she went, and in the morning she returned to the second house of the women, to the custody of Shaashgaz, the king’s eunuch who kept the concubines. She would not go in to the king again unless the king delighted in her and called for her by name.
15 Now when the turn came for Esther the daughter of Abihail the uncle of Mordecai, who had taken her as his daughter, to go in to the king, she requested nothing but what Hegai the king’s eunuch, the custodian of the women, advised. And Esther obtained favor in the sight of all who saw her.

 Esther 2:14-15 (New King James Version)

8 Sixty queens there may be,
       and
eighty concubines,
       and virgins beyond number;

Song of Solomon 6:8 (New International Version)

17 He must not take many wives, or his heart will be led astray. He must not accumulate large amounts of silver and gold. Deuteronomy 17:17 (New International Version)

She shall spit on her husband’s brother’s face, if he will not marry!

Marriage Duty of the Surviving Brother

  5 “If brothers dwell together, and one of them dies and has no son, the widow of the dead man shall not be married to a stranger outside the family; her husband’s brother shall go in to her, take her as his wife, and perform the duty of a husband’s brother to her. 6 And it shall be that the firstborn son which she bears will succeed to the name of his dead brother, that his name may not be blotted out of Israel. 7 But if the man does not want to take his brother’s wife, then let his brother’s wife go up to the gate to the elders, and say, ‘My husband’s brother refuses to raise up a name to his brother in Israel; he will not perform the duty of my husband’s brother.’ 8 Then the elders of his city shall call him and speak to him. But if he stands firm and says, ‘I do not want to take her,’ 9 then his brother’s wife shall come to him in the presence of the elders, remove his sandal from his foot, spit in his face, and answer and say, ‘So shall it be done to the man who will not build up his brother’s house. Deuteronomy 25:5-9 (New King James Version)

Poor man! Isn't a forced marriage?

Levirate

It is a Jewish custom by which dead man's brother has to marry the widow.

En good example is the best sermon!

They Circumcised to marry but were killed!

14 They said to them, "We can't do such a thing; we can't give our sister to a man who is not circumcised. That would be a disgrace to us.15 we will give our consent to you on one condition only: that you become like us by circumcising all your males. 16 Then we will give you our daughters and take your daughters for ourselves. 24 All the men who went out of the city gate agreed with Hamor and his son Shechem, and every male in the city was circumcised. 25Three days later, while all of them were still in pain, two of Jacob's sons, Simeon and Levi, Dinah's brothers, took their swords and attacked the unsuspecting city, killing every male.29They carried off all their wealth and all their women and children, taking as plunder everything in the houses. Genesis 34:14-29 (New International Version).

Is it the word of God?

How is it to be a man of the word in the sight of God?

Can the professional preachers, hot gospeller and Bible - thumpers explain that what is the moral in this episode?

David slew the Philistines

And brought their foreskins to the king

27 therefore David arose and went, he and his men, and killed two hundred men of the Philistines. And David brought their foreskins, and they gave them in full count to the king, that he might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him Michal his daughter as a wife. 1 Samuel 18:27 (New King James Version)

Some are wise and some are otherwise!

Can a decent person read this story to his mother, sister or daughter?

You will marry a woman but another will ravish her

Deuteronomy 28:30 (New International Version)

 30 You will be pledged to be married to a woman, but another will take her and ravish her. You will build a house, but you will not live in it. You will plant a vineyard, but you will not even begin to enjoy its fruit.

Good heavens!

Take unto thee a wife of whoredoms

"And the Lord said to Hosea, Go, take unto thee a wife of whoredoms and children of whoredoms: for the land hath committed great whoredom.'"HOSEA 1:2 (King James Version).

Is it the word of God? Doesn’t God say:”13And he shall take a wife in her virginity? 14A widow, or a divorced woman, or profane, or a harlot, these shall he not take: but he shall take a virgin of his own people to wife”. Leviticus 21:13-14 (King James Version)

Love an adulteress woman, who is beloved of her friend!

Israel Will Return to God

 1 Then the LORD said to me, “Go again, love a woman who is loved by a lover[a] and is committing adultery, just like the love of the LORD for the children of Israel, who look to other gods and love the raisin cakes of the pagans. Hosea 3:1 (New King James Version)

The Bible and the evil woman!

Adulteress” Literally a man’s wife, that is, of another

8 Remove your way far from her,
      And do not go near the door of her house,

Proverbs 5:8 (New King James Version)

20 For why should you, my son, be enraptured by an immoral woman,
      And be embraced in the arms of a seductress?

Proverbs 5:20 (New King James Version)

24 To keep you from the evil woman,
      From the flattering tongue of a seductress.

Proverbs 6:24 (New King James Version)

26 For she has cast down many wounded,
      And all who were slain by her were strong men.
       27 Her house is the way to hell,[
a]
      Descending to the chambers of death
.

Proverbs 7:26-27 (New King James Version)

For by means of a harlot
      A man is reduced to a crust of bread;
      And an adulteress[
a] will prey upon his precious life.

Proverbs 6:26 (New King James Version)
      

Footnotes:

[a] Proverbs 6:26 “Adulteress” Literally a man’s wife, that is, of another

Is it fair?

Jesus says:”

28 But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. Matthew 5:28 (King James Version)

Jesus and the evil woman!

Now a certain man was sick, named Lazarus, of Bethany, the town of Mary and her sister Martha. 2(It was that Mary which anointed the Lord with ointment, and wiped his feet with her hair, whose brother Lazarus was sick.) 5Now Jesus loved Martha, and her sister, and Lazarus. (John 11:1-5) King James Version33”For John the Baptist came neither eating bread nor drinking wine; and ye say, He hath a devil. 34The Son of man is come eating and drinking; and ye say, Behold a gluttonous man, and a winebibber, a friend of publicans and sinners!37And, behold, a woman in the city, which was a sinner, when she knew that Jesus sat at meat in the Pharisee's house, brought an alabaster box of ointment, 38And stood at his feet behind him weeping, and began to wash his feet with tears, and did wipe them with the hairs of her head, and kissed his feet, and anointed them with the ointment. 39Now when the Pharisee which had bidden him saw it, he spake within himself, saying, This man, if he were a prophet, would have known who and what manner of woman this is that toucheth him: for she is a sinner”. Luke 7:33-39 (King James Version)

Walk naked!

 2: At the same time spoke the LORD by Isaiah the son of Amoz, saying, Go and loose the sackcloth from off thy loins, and put off thy shoe from thy foot. And he did so, walking naked and barefoot. 3And the LORD said, Like as my servant Isaiah hath walked naked and barefoot three years for a sign and wonder upon Egypt and upon Ethiopia; Isaiah 20:2-3 (King James Version)

Thy nakedness shall be uncovered,

Yea, thy shame shall be seen

2Take the millstones, and grind meal: uncover thy locks, make bare the leg, uncover the thigh, pass over the rivers.  3: Thy nakedness shall be uncovered, yea, thy shame shall be seen. Isaiah 47:1 (King James Version).

11Tremble, ye women that are at ease; be troubled, ye careless ones: strip you, and make you bare. Isaiah 32:11 (King James Version)

Jesus laid aside his garments

4He riseth from supper, and laid aside his garments; and took a towel, and girded himself. 5After that he poureth water into a bason, and began to wash the disciples' feet, and to wipe them with the towel wherewith he was girded.12So after he had washed their feet, and had taken his garments, and was set down again, he said unto them, Know ye what I have done to you? John 13:4, 5, 12 (King James Version).

Why did Jesus lay aside his garments?

Man does not need to lay aside his garments to wash others feet! Isn’t funny to be naked? Is it the word of God?

She shall commit fornication

 With all the kingdoms

She shall turn to her hire, and shall commit fornication with all the kingdoms of the world upon the face of the earth. Isaiah 23:17 (King James Version)

Thou hast played the harlot

 With many lovers

1. But thou hast played the harlot with many lovers; yet return again to me, saith the LORD. 2Lift up thine eyes unto the high places, and see where thou hast not been lien with. In the ways hast thou sat for them, as the Arabian in the wilderness; and thou hast polluted the land with thy whoredoms and with thy wickedness. 3; and thou hadst a whore's forehead, thou refusedst to be ashamed.13Only acknowledge thine iniquity, that thou hast transgressed against the LORD thy God, and hast scattered thy ways to the strangers under every green tree, and ye have not obeyed my voice, saith the LORD. Jeremiah 3:1, 2,3,13 (King James Version)

Are the children born in the spring green?

37And Jacob took him rods of green poplar, and of the hazel and chestnut tree; and pilled white strakes in them, and made the white appear which was in the rods...39And the flocks conceived before the rods, and brought forth cattle ringstraked, speckled, and spotted. Genesis 30:37-42 (King James Version)                          

Do the colours affect the pregnancy?

Are the children born in the spring green?

Two wrongs can never make a right!

Man is unclean if his seed of copulation go out from him

16 ‘If any man has an emission of semen, then he shall wash all his body in water, and be unclean until evening. 17 And any garment and any leather on which there is semen, it shall be washed with water, and be unclean until evening. Leviticus 15:16-17 (New King James Version)

Woman having an issue shall be unclean for 7 days

Take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons

The Law Concerning Bodily Discharges

19If a woman has a discharge, and the discharge from her body is blood, she shall be set apart seven days; and whoever touches her shall be unclean until evening. 20 Everything that she lies on during her impurity shall be unclean; also everything that she sits on shall be unclean 29And on the eighth day she shall take for herself two turtledoves or two young pigeons, and bring them to the priest, to the door of the tabernacle of meeting. 30 Then the priest shall offer the one as a sin offering and the other as a burnt offering, and the priest shall make atonement for her before the LORD for the discharge of her uncleanness. Leviticus 15 (New King James Version)

any man's seed of copulation go out from him Man will be unclean until the even and with her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days. Everything also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean and on the eighth day she shall take unto her two turtles, or two young pigeons, and bring them unto the priest. Isn’t open discrimination between man and woman?

Break the vessel of earth!

12And the vessel of earth, that he toucheth which hath the issue, shall be broken: and every vessel of wood shall be rinsed in water.16And if any man's seed of copulation go out from him, then he shall wash all his flesh in water, and be unclean until the even. Leviticus 15:12, 16 (King James Version)

Reason rules all things!

Astonishing Biblical stories

5 And from the throne proceeded lightning’s, thundering, and voices. [b] Seven lamps of fire were burning before the throne, which are the[c] seven Spirits of God. Revelation 4:5 (New King James Version)

The trees walk and talk

An argument between the trees!

 8The trees once went forth to anoint a king over them.
  And they said to the olive tree, ‘Reign over us!’
9But the olive tree said to them, ‘should I cease giving my oil, with which they honor God and men, and go to sway over trees?’ 10 “Then the trees said to the fig tree,’ You come and reign over us!’ 11 But the fig tree said to them, ‘should I cease my sweetens and my good fruit, And go to sway over trees?’ 12 “Then the trees said to the vine,‘You come and reign over us!’ 13 but the vine said to them, ‘should I cease my new wine, Which cheers both God and men, And go to sway over trees?’  14 “Then all the trees said to the bramble, ‘You come and reign over us!’ 15 And the bramble said to the trees,‘If in truth you anoint me as king over you, Then come and take shelter in my shade; But if not, let fire come out of the bramble And devour the cedars of Lebanon!Judges 9:8-15 (New King James Version)

The animal’s planet!

Let the goat go for a scapegoat

 Into the wilderness

8And Aaron shall cast lots upon the two goats; one lot for the LORD, and the other lot for the scapegoat. 9And Aaron shall bring the goat upon which the LORD's lot fell, and offer him for a sin offering. 10But the goat, on which the lot fell to be the scapegoat, shall be presented alive before the LORD, to make an atonement with him, and to let him go for a scapegoat into the wilderness. Leviticus 16:8-10 (King James Version).

Why will this goat be sent into the wilderness?

The Poor goat!

Is it the word of God?

The dogs shall eat him

10 Therefore, behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall, and him that is shut up and left in Israel, and will take away the remnant of the house of Jeroboam, as a man taketh away dung, till it be all gone.

 11 Him that dieth of Jeroboam in the city shall the dogs eat; and him that dieth in the field shall the fowls of the air eat: for the LORD hath spoken it. 1 Kings 14:10 (New King James Version)

Am I a dog's head?

7 And Saul had a concubine, whose name was Rizpah, the daughter of Aiah. So Ishbosheth said to Abner, “Why have you gone in to my father’s concubine? 2 Samuel 3:7-8 (King James Version)

8Then was Abner very wroth for the words of Ishbosheth, and said, Am I a dog's head, which against Judah do shew kindness this day unto the house of Saul thy father, to his brethren, and to his friends, and have not delivered thee into the hand of David, that thou chargest me to day with a fault concerning this woman? 2 Samuel 3:7-8 (New King James Version)

The donkey (ass) speaks to Balaam!

30 So the donkey said to Balaam, “Am I not your donkey on which you have ridden, ever since I became yours, to this day? Was I ever disposed to do this to you?”
And he said, “No.”. Numbers 22:30 (New King James Version)

E’sau’s heritage for For the jackals of the wilderness!

Israel Beloved of God

    2 “ I have loved you,” says the LORD.
“ Yet you say, ‘In what way have You loved us?’
      Wasnot Esau Jacob’s brother?”
      Says the LORD.
“ Yet Jacob I have loved;
       3 But
Esau I have hated,
      And laid waste his mountains and his heritage
      For the jackals of the wilderness.”

       4 Even though Edom has said,

Malachi 1:2-4 (New King James Version)

The ravens brought to È-li`jah bread and meat!

6 The ravens brought him bread and meat in the morning, and bread and meat in the evening; and he drank from the brook. 1 Kings 17:6 (New King James Version)

Is it the word of God?

Can the professional preachers, hot gospeller and Bible - thumpers explain

That

What is the moral in this episode?

Was the son older than his father?

5Jehoram was thirty and two years old when he began to reign and he reigned eight years in Jerusalem.2 Chronicles 21:5 (King James Version).

 20Thirty and two years old was he when he began to reign, and he reigned in Jerusalem eight years, and departed without being desired. Howbeit they buried him in the city of David.2 Chronicles 21:20 (King James Version). It means he was forty (40) years old when he died. But his son was forty two (42) years old on this time i.e. he was two (2) years older than his father.

1And the inhabitants of Jerusalem made Ahaziah his youngest son king in his stead: for the band of men that came with the Arabians to the camp had slain the entire eldest. So Ahaziah the son of Jehoram king of Judah reigned.2Forty and two years old was Ahaziah when he began to reign, and he reigned one year in Jerusalem. His mother's name also was Athaliah the daughter of Omri. 2 Chronicles 22:2  (King James Version).

Was Ahaziah born two years earlier than his father’s (Jehoram) birth?

Is it possible?

If a man bites a dog, that is news.”

Are these astonishing Biblical stories not unbelievable?

Can the professional preachers, hot gospeller and Bible - thumpers explain these self – made stories?

Is it the word of God?

The remedy for wrongs is to forget them

Tell the truth and shame the devil!